“back to the days when the days were better”
now i know for a fact y’all got bullied in 2011 with those haircuts
Ashton Irwin via Instagram stories 10/1/23
Anonymous asked:
Is everything ok
disgustinggf answered:
nothing has been ok since i turned 12 but thank u for asking!
oharalovebites asked:
SUNNY!! do you know that one photo of in a photobooth???
this one?? what if harry brought the reader in there and they fuck 😵💫😵💫😵💫
shroombloomm-deactivated2023103 answered:
sorry this is late, but ofc photobooth harry is literally my brand. <3
cw: exhibitionist. fucking in small places. unprotected sex. drinking. things. lots of things. using older!h for this, so slight age gap (23 x 35)
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Ever been surrounded by people dressed in Gucci? Neither had Y/N. Harry brought her to one of the Gucci parties for his latest release of the perfume he endorsed. Sticking out like a sore thumb was an understatement, she felt like everyone knew she didn’t belong there.
Did she give a fuck? Mmm…not really.
The amount of drinks Alessandro had poured for her over the last couple hours had her so tipsy that Harry’s corny jokes seemed a lot more funnier than they usually are.
Luckily, though, Harris had dressed her up in the best dress of the night, so really; did she stick out the much? Maybe with a drunk Harry that was wrapped around her arm, peppering sloppy wet kisses to her neck and shoulder each time that he got caught in a conversation. He didn’t care who saw it, or if it ended up on social media, he wanted to make sure that his girl didn’t feel left out.
Something Old
Written for @harry-on-broadway's fic challenge.
Written prompt used: "What's this, then?"
Watching your childhood best friend (& the man you've been in love with for half your life) get married proves to be harder than you thought. Will you be able to make a quick getaway to avoid further heartbreak? Or is it finally time for the truth come out?
A/N: the pic represents more of an overall vibe rather than a definite representation of what he is wearing. but the vibes of the pic are absolutely accurate. some liberties have been taken with accurate chronology of his dating life bc this is fiction town usa baby. takes place during the fine line era, in a world with no covid. dream world. please let me know what you think!
I NEED part two. Like right now.
Blood Moon Lit // Ashton Irwin
Hello! Thank you to everyone who continues to engage with my masterlist and ask about my writing even though the fics have slowed down again - even as a writer, I somehow can't find the words to describe how encouraging it is. It's because of that encouragement that I've got a new fic for you today! I've been working on some longer form stuff (partly to blame for my absence) and since those projects are gonna take some time, I thought it'd be fun to sneak in a quick, light piece to tide us all over. The lunar eclipse that took place last week (sadly rained out in LA) provided a burst of inspiration and I ran with it!
As always thank you to @cal-puddies, it's more apparent than ever that I don't know how to do this without her lol
Warnings: Friends to lovers!Ash, an overabundance of flirty banter, an obnoxious amount of references to Ash's beard. A conversation about weed. Protected first time sex.Just some classic fluffy smut vibes.
Word Count: 6585
Masterlist // Ko-Fi linked above
Reblogs and feedback are greatly appreciated!
“You know, according to the Farmer’s Almanac---”
“How many times do I have to tell you that’s an absurd way to begin a sentence?”
Ashton tosses a crumpled up napkin in your direction, good-natured glare on his face. “If you’re gonna invite yourself over to my house to watch the eclipse, it’s only fair that you listen to my moon anecdotes.”
“Alternate perspective: if you’re going to be offering up moon anecdotes to a captive audience, you should spice up your presentation. You’re a professional entertainer, Ash, you should understand.”
"are you the person who says goodnight to everyone at 9PM then stays up all night reading fanfictions at tumblr?"
